Fourteen crack pipes, only one gem

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08/12/2013 at 15:13 • Filed to: oppositelock, classifieds

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Let's crank up the difficulty. Rules are the same as !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! . 15 cars, 14 of which were totaled at some point. Your task is to guess which is the only one with a clean history.

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1. Mazda CX-9

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2. Mitsubishi Lancer

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3. Lincoln Mark LT

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4. Lexus RX 400h

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5. Volkswagen Passat

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6. Jeep Wrangler Rubicon

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7. Hyundai Santa Fe

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8. Acura MDX

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9. Infiniti M45

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10. Ford Focus

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11. Volkswagen New Beetle

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12. Pontiac Solstice

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13. Toyota Sienna

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14. Dodge Stratus

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15. Chrysler PT Cruiser

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Good luck! May your gut feelings prove reliable.

HINT 1

It's not the Acura MDX

EDIT

It's the Lincoln Mark LT, as guessed by boxrocket.


DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > . .
08/12/2013 at 15:17

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Hmmm....imma say the RX400h


Kinja'd!!! Z_Stig > . .
08/12/2013 at 15:21

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The Solstice.


Kinja'd!!! Z_Stig > . .
08/12/2013 at 15:22

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The Solstice.


Kinja'd!!! magman007 > . .
08/12/2013 at 15:23

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MDX.... based solely on the fact that it does not have terrible panel gaps.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > . .
08/12/2013 at 15:25

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CX9 because its the only brand new one?

ihavenoideawhatimdoing


Kinja'd!!! ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR > . .
08/12/2013 at 15:26

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Ahhhhh Uhm MDX!


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > . .
08/12/2013 at 15:33

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Hint: it's not the M45 (duct tape mirrors), although that could be a decoy to throw everyone off

Why on earth would anyone in Europe want a cheapened US-market Focus?


Kinja'd!!! . . > dogisbadob
08/12/2013 at 15:36

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I've no idea, but you do see them, albeit rarely.


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > . .
08/12/2013 at 15:37

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Got to be the MDX!


Kinja'd!!! . . > magman007
08/12/2013 at 15:45

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It's not the MDX.


Kinja'd!!! . . > twinturbobmw
08/12/2013 at 15:45

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Nope.


Kinja'd!!! . . > ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR
08/12/2013 at 15:45

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That MDX is a crack pipe.


Kinja'd!!! ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR > . .
08/12/2013 at 15:46

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Dang. In stock form or in this instance? *Ba dum psh*


Kinja'd!!! . . > ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR
08/12/2013 at 15:48

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I've never had the opportunity to check out an MDX, so I don't know how they stack up in general. All I know is that this particular one is a lemon.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > . .
08/12/2013 at 15:52

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It's the Hyundai because ... why would someone buy one with a salvage title?


Kinja'd!!! trynthink > Takuro Spirit
08/12/2013 at 16:40

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That was my thinking, but then it's so new that I can't imagine how would it end up on a forecourt in Poland if it hadn't been written off in America.


Kinja'd!!! trynthink > . .
08/12/2013 at 16:44

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I'm going with the Santa Fe.


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > . .
08/12/2013 at 16:48

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Mark LT


Kinja'd!!! . . > boxrocket
08/12/2013 at 16:52

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Aaaaaaaaaand we have a winner!


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > . .
08/12/2013 at 18:32

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Neat!